Placebo Mart
Placebo Mart
Feel better with the power of your mind
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Placebo Mart can help you harness the powerful healing effect of RTM (regression to the mean). RTM is responsible for the majority of positive results in alternative medicine research, and best used in conjunction with placebos. If you have medically undiagnosable or incurable pain, discomfort or dysphoria that has reached a threshold and you're seeking relief, then you have come to the right place. Welcome!

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Feel good about buying nothing in protest of rampant consumerism, especially during the Christmas shopping season. Great for participating in Buy Nothing Day! Your "purchase" will be considered as a donation to Karma Exchange.

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Placebo Aphrodisiac Pills

Placebo Aphrodisiac Pills

Give yourself amorousness with these licentious pills that desire to bath on your hot wet tongue. Feel sexy whether with yourself, a partner or polyamorous group. These non-addictive pills work just as well as traditional Chinese medicine, and they work best in conjunction with erotic art if not outright porn and sex toys.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Placebo Sobriety Pills

Placebo Sobriety Pills

Is your brain trying to convince you that you need alcohol or other drugs for enjoyment or at least not be bored? Take these non-addictive pills to ease or completely eliminate addictions. Works best in conjunction with changing your habits and avoiding temptations including hanging out at cafes instead of bars and pubs, associating with sober friends, and being aware of Extinction Bursts. If you have been drunk or high as an excuse to not do what should be done, take these pills and come up with sober excuses instead. Yes you can!

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Placebo Relaxation Pills

Placebo Relaxation Pills

Ease anxiety, insomnia, or irritable bowel syndrome. The color blue has been found to be most effective for relaxation and sleep. These pills can be used as part of a winding down for bed ritual, including going offline (or at least dimming the computer screen and/or setting the background color to black), dimming the lights, and taking diphenhydramine/Benadryl. These pills are non-addictive, and they work best when caffeine is avoided, especially within several hours of bedtime.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Placebo Pain Relief Pills

Placebo Pain Relief Pills

Ease pain and suffering with a less expensive yet equally effective alternative to homeopathy. Pain is subjective and can be eased with the power of the mind, especially with a placebo like these non-addictive pills.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Placebo Confidence Pills

Placebo Confidence Pills

Traverse unknown territory, whether metaphorically or literally. Give that speech. Ask that question. Yes you can! These non-addictive pills work best in conjunction with being prepared.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Placebo Clarity Pills

Placebo Clarity Pills

Awaken to see what the sheeple around you don't or won't see. Become aware of the endless diversions, spin, fluff, and misinformation that have been intentionally placed in front of you. Be creative, open your mind, buck the trends, and be nobody's fool. These non-addictive pills work best in conjunction with critical thinking skills.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Placebo Hypersensitivity Easement Pills

Placebo Hypersensitivity Easement Pills

Give yourself peace of mind from a variety of hypersensitivities including post-traumatic stress, crowds, chemical smells, wind turbine noise and vibrations, and all sources of radio radiation including wi-fi, mobile devices, cell phones and their towers, smart meters, radio stations, and satellites. Sealed in a protective black bottle, these non-addictive pills can alleviate common symptoms including anxiety, nausea, headache, and jitters.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Placebo Stimulant Pills

Placebo Stimulant Pills

Feel stimulated, energetic, vitalized and motivated. These non-addictive pills work best in conjunction with caffeine.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: sucrose pellets.

$9 per 1 ounce (volume) bottle

How to use placebo pills:

  • Take one or two as desired, and even periodically if you would like.


Living Natural Salt

Living Natural Salt

Feel alive with natural gourmet salt that has been imbued with the essence of life.

This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ingredients: salt mined from the Andes Mountains.

$12 per 2 ounce (volume) clear bottle.

How to use Living Natural Salt:

  • Use as you would with any gourmet salt.
  • May be used as an alternative to Prayer Powder (see below).


Bulk Homeopathy

Bulk Homeopathy as seen on bulkhomeopathy.com.

Learn a secret that Big Alt Med doesn't want you to know! Acquire high volumes of equally-effective homeopathic remedies at a fraction of the cost by bypassing the tedious process of diluting all active ingredients down the drain. Why bother with such an expensive and unnecessary process when the end product is the same?

Homeopathic potency equivalent: >50M

$19 per 16oz. (volume) bottle of distilled water with your choice of arnica montana, arsenicum album, belladonna, ferrum phosphoricum, hepar sulphuris, lachesis, nux vomica, and pulsatilla labeling.

How to use Bulk Homeopathy:

  • Use as you would with liquid versions of homeopathic remedies.


Prayer Powder

Prayer Powder as seen on prayerpowder.com.

Give the affirmational power of prayer a physical boost with Prayer Powder.

  • Stable and hypo-allergenic formulation.
  • Long shelf life. No refrigeration required.
  • Low toxicity, though intended for external use only.
  • Effective at baptizing anyone, dead or alive, into your religion.
  • Effective against religious conversions in absentia.
  • Effective against curses.
  • Effective against ghosts, hauntings and haunted objects.
  • Effective against demonic possession.
  • Effective against apocalypses if you're not ready, and can help you prepare for The Rapture.
  • Great for supporting government-endorsed prayer gatherings.

Ingredients: sodium bicarbonate.

$12 per 2 ounce (volume) bottle.

How to use:

  • For external use only!
  • Cast about a pinch of Prayer Powder shortly before, during or after praying.
  • Affirm what you want, yet be aware of unrealistic expectations. For example, praying for a bag of leaves to turn into money is unrealistic.
  • Focus on attainable goals. For example, pray for the will to stop drinking alcohol, or the will to change the locks and throw an unwanted roommate's stuff out to the curb, not just vaguely wishing them away.
  • You can also sprinkle some Prayer Powder in areas that you wish to bless or protect.


Harmony Orbs

Harmony Orbs as seen on harmonyorbs.com.

Smooth the flow of energies through and around you. Free tangles of discordance between energies including Chi/Qi, Ayurvedic, Morphic, Jing, Prana, Crystal, Chakra, Chiropractic, Reiki, Feng Shui, Pleadian, and Quantum. Harmony Orbs with their carefully-spaced concave circles are tuned to provide optimal laminar flow, and provide a soothing presence.

$9 per golf-ball-sized orb.

How to use Harmony Orbs:

  • Place Harmony Orbs where you have felt discordance, as from impeded energy flows, or in places where you would like some peace of mind.
  • You can also carry Harmony Orbs in your purse, backpack or pockets. They look beautiful and feel nice, and they can be a fun conversation piece.


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Legal Statements

You should not use the information on this Placebo Mart site for diagnosis or treatment of any health problem or for prescription of any medication or other treatment. You should consult with a healthcare professional for all health related questions. For medical emergency call 911.


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